<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623</id><updated>2011-04-21T21:19:28.128-07:00</updated><category term='Almost'/><category term='Fail'/><category term='Eh'/><category term='Airlines'/><category term='Bomb'/><category term='Failblogger'/><category term='English'/><category term='Google'/><category term='Ship'/><category term='Win Epic'/><category term='Delta'/><category term='Cart'/><category term='Ugly'/><category term='Epic Win'/><category term='Canadian'/><category term='Word Fail'/><category term='Language'/><category term='Epic'/><category term='Engrish'/><category term='Second'/><category term='Truck'/><category term='Engine'/><category term='Crate'/><category term='Shipment'/><category term='Car'/><category term='Delta Airlines'/><category term='Luggage'/><title type='text'>Fail Blogs</title><subtitle type='html'>Most of this website is user submitted. Please e-mail your fails to: faill@ymail.com</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>30</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-6005962019710489262</id><published>2009-04-24T20:37:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-24T20:37:51.848-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Agreement Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SfKFeFUVOoI/AAAAAAAAAEY/yCwlcE672KE/s1600-h/agreement+fail.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328468061002742402" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 309px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SfKFeFUVOoI/AAAAAAAAAEY/yCwlcE672KE/s400/agreement+fail.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Thanks to Matt and Zach for sending in this photo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-6005962019710489262?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/6005962019710489262'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/6005962019710489262'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/04/agreement-fail.html' title='Agreement Fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SfKFeFUVOoI/AAAAAAAAAEY/yCwlcE672KE/s72-c/agreement+fail.JPG' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-5609296646079215505</id><published>2009-04-10T21:01:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-10T21:02:44.415-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SeAWQrx6cuI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/5_PIUWl-SkU/s1600-h/Grass+Fail.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323279235437720290" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 293px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SeAWQrx6cuI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/5_PIUWl-SkU/s400/Grass+Fail.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Well all those kids on the grass did that to it.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Now you know why there is a sign&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Thanks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-5609296646079215505?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/5609296646079215505'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/5609296646079215505'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/04/well-all-those-kids-on-grass-did-that.html' title=''/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SeAWQrx6cuI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/5_PIUWl-SkU/s72-c/Grass+Fail.JPG' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-7007866871799691997</id><published>2009-04-10T20:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-10T21:01:14.952-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Failblogger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Engrish'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Google'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='English'/><title type='text'>Engrish Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SeAVqWqvgAI/AAAAAAAAAEI/fYeZcxpI53g/s1600-h/English+Fail.bmp"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323278576935469058" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 383px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SeAVqWqvgAI/AAAAAAAAAEI/fYeZcxpI53g/s400/English+Fail.bmp" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Ok one other thing they are telling people who don't speak&lt;br /&gt;English to speak English IN ENGLISH!&lt;br /&gt;Via Google Search &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-7007866871799691997?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/7007866871799691997'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/7007866871799691997'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/04/engrish-fail.html' title='Engrish Fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SeAVqWqvgAI/AAAAAAAAAEI/fYeZcxpI53g/s72-c/English+Fail.bmp' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-6753722244024457317</id><published>2009-04-10T20:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-10T20:43:25.494-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Failblogger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Google'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ugly'/><title type='text'>Ugly Win</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SeARtYZjspI/AAAAAAAAAEA/-UF0hiGotXk/s1600-h/Ugly+Win.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323274230893359762" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 293px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SeARtYZjspI/AAAAAAAAAEA/-UF0hiGotXk/s400/Ugly+Win.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-6753722244024457317?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/6753722244024457317'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/6753722244024457317'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/04/ugly-win.html' title='Ugly Win'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SeARtYZjspI/AAAAAAAAAEA/-UF0hiGotXk/s72-c/Ugly+Win.JPG' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-9010511953767761904</id><published>2009-04-10T20:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-10T20:44:40.089-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shipment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Truck'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ship'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Google'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Crate'/><title type='text'>Truck Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SeAOX6IPcYI/AAAAAAAAAD4/9T6QixRk4Ss/s1600-h/Truck+Fail.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323270563455529346" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SeAOX6IPcYI/AAAAAAAAAD4/9T6QixRk4Ss/s400/Truck+Fail.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; On the bright side... the crate won&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-9010511953767761904?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/9010511953767761904'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/9010511953767761904'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/04/truck-fail.html' title='Truck Fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SeAOX6IPcYI/AAAAAAAAAD4/9T6QixRk4Ss/s72-c/Truck+Fail.JPG' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-1128347862187217465</id><published>2009-04-08T17:16:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-08T17:16:54.141-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Stop Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sd0-ZxgEwjI/AAAAAAAAADw/hb-7WQeSSlM/s1600-h/Stop+Fail.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322478947127312946" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 323px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sd0-ZxgEwjI/AAAAAAAAADw/hb-7WQeSSlM/s400/Stop+Fail.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-1128347862187217465?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/1128347862187217465'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/1128347862187217465'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/04/stop-fail.html' title='Stop Fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sd0-ZxgEwjI/AAAAAAAAADw/hb-7WQeSSlM/s72-c/Stop+Fail.JPG' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-6248244104249988208</id><published>2009-04-06T17:39:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-06T17:39:53.757-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Landing Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SdqgvTe3qaI/AAAAAAAAADo/U9x1ONrcy8I/s1600-h/Landing+Fail.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321742644235708834" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 369px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 226px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SdqgvTe3qaI/AAAAAAAAADo/U9x1ONrcy8I/s400/Landing+Fail.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; You were good right up to the point when you hit&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;the other plane&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-6248244104249988208?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/6248244104249988208'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/6248244104249988208'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/04/landing-fail.html' title='Landing Fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SdqgvTe3qaI/AAAAAAAAADo/U9x1ONrcy8I/s72-c/Landing+Fail.JPG' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-148684512201826076</id><published>2009-04-06T17:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-06T17:39:10.749-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Faill</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SdqgpnHg3vI/AAAAAAAAADg/KWwITD14QzQ/s1600-h/Faill.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321742546427240178" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 277px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SdqgpnHg3vI/AAAAAAAAADg/KWwITD14QzQ/s400/Faill.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-148684512201826076?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/148684512201826076'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/148684512201826076'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/04/faill.html' title='Faill'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SdqgpnHg3vI/AAAAAAAAADg/KWwITD14QzQ/s72-c/Faill.JPG' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-1716371972421374142</id><published>2009-04-06T17:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-06T17:38:47.789-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Engine Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SdqgTqmk1sI/AAAAAAAAADY/WHXkCocFB1o/s1600-h/Engine+Fail.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321742169405707970" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SdqgTqmk1sI/AAAAAAAAADY/WHXkCocFB1o/s400/Engine+Fail.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; *Tone* We are be experiencing engine problems curently.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Have a nice day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-1716371972421374142?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/1716371972421374142'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/1716371972421374142'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/04/engine-fail.html' title='Engine Fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SdqgTqmk1sI/AAAAAAAAADY/WHXkCocFB1o/s72-c/Engine+Fail.JPG' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-3737958782019556012</id><published>2009-04-06T17:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-06T17:36:03.901-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Epic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Almost'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bomb'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><title type='text'>Almost Epic Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SdqfpnqP0UI/AAAAAAAAADQ/qO3FPzvJfcI/s1600-h/Almost+Huge+Fail.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321741447061295426" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SdqfpnqP0UI/AAAAAAAAADQ/qO3FPzvJfcI/s400/Almost+Huge+Fail.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-3737958782019556012?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/3737958782019556012'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/3737958782019556012'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/04/almost-epic-fail.html' title='Almost Epic Fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SdqfpnqP0UI/AAAAAAAAADQ/qO3FPzvJfcI/s72-c/Almost+Huge+Fail.JPG' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-6466916514158062423</id><published>2009-04-04T20:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-04T20:04:55.619-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sdgfb8pa3kI/AAAAAAAAADI/b-WBsicIKyI/s1600-h/Camera+Fail.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321037524735024706" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 336px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sdgfb8pa3kI/AAAAAAAAADI/b-WBsicIKyI/s400/Camera+Fail.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Your really keep criminals on end&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Via Yahoo! Search&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-6466916514158062423?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/6466916514158062423'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/6466916514158062423'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/04/your-really-keep-criminals-on-end-via.html' title=''/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sdgfb8pa3kI/AAAAAAAAADI/b-WBsicIKyI/s72-c/Camera+Fail.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-6087716332224652081</id><published>2009-04-04T15:05:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-04T15:09:53.426-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Word Fail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><title type='text'>Word Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SdfaWqngO5I/AAAAAAAAADA/2wfB0mqugoU/s1600-h/Word+Fail.bmp"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320961567693486994" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 331px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SdfaWqngO5I/AAAAAAAAADA/2wfB0mqugoU/s400/Word+Fail.bmp" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I didn't realize anyone couldn't count to &lt;strong&gt;2.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-6087716332224652081?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/6087716332224652081'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/6087716332224652081'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/04/word-fail.html' title='Word Fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SdfaWqngO5I/AAAAAAAAADA/2wfB0mqugoU/s72-c/Word+Fail.bmp' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-3684265084143178113</id><published>2009-03-28T10:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-28T10:44:10.265-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sc5hdtDuyhI/AAAAAAAAAC4/U2O4DHKjJw4/s1600-h/IMG_0292.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5318295372910479890" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sc5hdtDuyhI/AAAAAAAAAC4/U2O4DHKjJw4/s400/IMG_0292.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Or Is It?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Taken at Griffith Park Observatory In Hollywood USA. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Thanks to 1001Fails for that fail via Faill@ymail.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-3684265084143178113?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/3684265084143178113'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/3684265084143178113'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/03/or-is-it-taken-at-griffith-park.html' title=''/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sc5hdtDuyhI/AAAAAAAAAC4/U2O4DHKjJw4/s72-c/IMG_0292.JPG' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-2576512726570416952</id><published>2009-03-08T18:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-08T18:40:15.290-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Delta'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Delta Airlines'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Airlines'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Luggage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Engine'/><title type='text'>Now boarding Fail Airlines</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbRzSUhyiTI/AAAAAAAAACw/CxaSV79pglw/s1600-h/Fail+Airlines.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310996619161930034" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbRzSUhyiTI/AAAAAAAAACw/CxaSV79pglw/s400/Fail+Airlines.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Nothing against delta, but Fail.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-2576512726570416952?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/2576512726570416952'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/2576512726570416952'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/03/now-boarding-fail-airlines.html' title='Now boarding Fail Airlines'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbRzSUhyiTI/AAAAAAAAACw/CxaSV79pglw/s72-c/Fail+Airlines.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-3696924477471926230</id><published>2009-03-08T16:29:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-08T16:30:43.884-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Win Epic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Car'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Epic Win'/><title type='text'>Driving Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbRU569s7QI/AAAAAAAAACo/4XqC9rc0jas/s1600-h/Fail+Win.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310963214633987330" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 351px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbRU569s7QI/AAAAAAAAACo/4XqC9rc0jas/s400/Fail+Win.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Failmazing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-3696924477471926230?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/3696924477471926230'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/3696924477471926230'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/03/failmazing.html' title='Driving Fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbRU569s7QI/AAAAAAAAACo/4XqC9rc0jas/s72-c/Fail+Win.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-3763706396335488206</id><published>2009-03-08T16:23:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-08T16:24:41.574-07:00</updated><title type='text'>DVD Rewinder Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbRTlGiQyyI/AAAAAAAAACg/c62PMuBtn6o/s1600-h/DVD.gif"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310961757451242274" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 330px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbRTlGiQyyI/AAAAAAAAACg/c62PMuBtn6o/s400/DVD.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Half idot tester, half marketing genius&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-3763706396335488206?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/3763706396335488206'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/3763706396335488206'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/03/dvd-rewinder-fail.html' title='DVD Rewinder Fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbRTlGiQyyI/AAAAAAAAACg/c62PMuBtn6o/s72-c/DVD.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-6780754394410012856</id><published>2009-03-07T20:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-07T20:27:56.116-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Conspiracy Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;Via Failblogx on YouTube&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/14e0FH_WiEc&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/14e0FH_WiEc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;Amazing Fail&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-6780754394410012856?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/6780754394410012856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/6780754394410012856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/03/conspiracy-fail.html' title='Conspiracy Fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-2323970246343792661</id><published>2009-03-07T20:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-07T20:22:10.194-08:00</updated><title type='text'>States Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;Via Failblogx on youtube&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NaGfomgl7Io&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NaGfomgl7Io&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;After watching this it confused me that that was even possible.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-2323970246343792661?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/2323970246343792661'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/2323970246343792661'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/03/states-fail.html' title='States Fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-8160363778768369601</id><published>2009-03-07T18:51:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-07T19:02:59.427-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sissors fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;Again from &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Thisisbroken&lt;/span&gt;.com&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310646508142063426" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 351px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbM03LV570I/AAAAAAAAACY/ydxYerS4AlE/s400/office_scissors.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Not &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;Necessarily&lt;/span&gt; a fail...but not great thinking&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;You need scissors to open the packaging.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;But that's &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;ok&lt;/span&gt;...I just bought some!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Oh wait...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-8160363778768369601?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/8160363778768369601'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/8160363778768369601'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/03/blog-post.html' title='Sissors fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbM03LV570I/AAAAAAAAACY/ydxYerS4AlE/s72-c/office_scissors.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-8792868492260146904</id><published>2009-03-07T18:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-07T19:03:15.766-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Scalding</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbMxeMyGJ4I/AAAAAAAAACQ/Paib3Ek2GvU/s1600-h/Scalding.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310642780497127298" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 353px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbMxeMyGJ4I/AAAAAAAAACQ/Paib3Ek2GvU/s400/Scalding.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Thanks to &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Thisisbroken&lt;/span&gt;.com for this shower handle&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;The Question is... why would anyone put that there. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-8792868492260146904?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/8792868492260146904'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/8792868492260146904'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/03/scalding.html' title='Scalding'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbMxeMyGJ4I/AAAAAAAAACQ/Paib3Ek2GvU/s72-c/Scalding.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-7275685350043083529</id><published>2009-03-07T18:19:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-07T19:03:40.629-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The End Of The Rainbow</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbMrMN7mBFI/AAAAAAAAACI/aHx9k2flauk/s1600-h/Gold.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310635874497987666" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbMrMN7mBFI/AAAAAAAAACI/aHx9k2flauk/s400/Gold.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Although it is photoshopped, it is still funny.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-7275685350043083529?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/7275685350043083529'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/7275685350043083529'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/03/end-of-rainbow.html' title='The End Of The Rainbow'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbMrMN7mBFI/AAAAAAAAACI/aHx9k2flauk/s72-c/Gold.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-3545194474986304458</id><published>2009-03-06T18:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-06T18:37:15.350-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Drive Drunking</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbHdt-3r6tI/AAAAAAAAACA/HV5eGLcOwRw/s1600-h/Drive+Drunk.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310269217686940370" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 343px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbHdt-3r6tI/AAAAAAAAACA/HV5eGLcOwRw/s400/Drive+Drunk.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; But officer I was just obeying your sign!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-3545194474986304458?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/3545194474986304458'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/3545194474986304458'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/03/drive-drunking.html' title='Drive Drunking'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SbHdt-3r6tI/AAAAAAAAACA/HV5eGLcOwRw/s72-c/Drive+Drunk.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-4789353178179340123</id><published>2009-03-03T19:21:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-03T19:22:51.945-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Language'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Canadian'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Second'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Eh'/><title type='text'>Canadian Language Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sa3z6jR9FHI/AAAAAAAAAB4/QvlHrtnNppM/s1600-h/Canadian+Eh.bmp"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309167722968192114" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sa3z6jR9FHI/AAAAAAAAAB4/QvlHrtnNppM/s400/Canadian+Eh.bmp" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So...eh...Who says Canadian isn't a language&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-4789353178179340123?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/4789353178179340123'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/4789353178179340123'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/03/canadian-language-fail.html' title='Canadian Language Fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sa3z6jR9FHI/AAAAAAAAAB4/QvlHrtnNppM/s72-c/Canadian+Eh.bmp' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-3232955212727599236</id><published>2009-03-03T19:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-03T19:08:48.257-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Oil Rig Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sa3wo3llZaI/AAAAAAAAABw/zSqUwg4lqoc/s1600-h/Oil+Rig+Fail.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309164120646706594" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 340px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sa3wo3llZaI/AAAAAAAAABw/zSqUwg4lqoc/s400/Oil+Rig+Fail.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; No wonder gas prices are so high&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-3232955212727599236?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/3232955212727599236'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/3232955212727599236'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/03/oil-rig-fail.html' title='Oil Rig Fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sa3wo3llZaI/AAAAAAAAABw/zSqUwg4lqoc/s72-c/Oil+Rig+Fail.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-6298976746351452023</id><published>2009-03-03T19:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-03T19:07:05.177-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Boat Car Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sa3wHKVDHNI/AAAAAAAAABo/asGTRics7ag/s1600-h/pool+fail.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309163541562072274" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 295px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sa3wHKVDHNI/AAAAAAAAABo/asGTRics7ag/s400/pool+fail.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; I have nothing to say...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-6298976746351452023?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/6298976746351452023'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/6298976746351452023'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/03/boat-car-fail.html' title='Boat Car Fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sa3wHKVDHNI/AAAAAAAAABo/asGTRics7ag/s72-c/pool+fail.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-2734108874350879886</id><published>2009-03-01T19:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-01T19:52:23.557-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Jo-Bro Fail</title><content type='html'>Jonas Brothers hit flat note at box office (Reuters)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.reuters.com/"&gt;Reuters&lt;/a&gt; Sun Mar 01, 2009, 1:32 pm EST&lt;br /&gt;LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Teen idols the Jonas Brothers got beaten up by a pistol-packing granny at the weekend box office in North America , failing to live up to the hype generated by their concert movie.&amp;quot;Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience&amp;quot; came in at No. 2 with estimated three-day sales of &amp;#36;12.7 million, distributor &lt;a href="http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/contributor/1800012351"&gt;Walt Disney&lt;/a&gt; Co said on Sunday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Teen idols the Jonas Brothers got beaten up by a pistol-packing granny at the weekend box office in North America , failing to live up to the hype generated by their concert movie.&lt;br /&gt;"Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience" came in at No. 2 with estimated three-day sales of $12.7 million, distributor &lt;a href="http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/contributor/1800012351"&gt;Walt Disney&lt;/a&gt; Co said on Sunday.&lt;br /&gt;The studio had hoped for $15 million, which itself paled against wild industry forecasts that reached as high as $25 million.&lt;br /&gt;The film's core audience of screaming young girls was evidently outnumbered by the older black women who ensured that " Madea Goes to Jail " logged a second term at No. 1.&lt;br /&gt;The comedy about a tough-talking old lady earned $16.5 million, taking its 10-day total to $64.9 million. The Lionsgate release has already become the biggest of the six movies prolific filmmaker &lt;a href="http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/contributor/1808615686"&gt;Tyler Perry&lt;/a&gt; has released since February 2005. Perry, 39, dons drag to play Madea, a character featured in many of his critic-proof films and plays.&lt;br /&gt;Meanwhile, " Slumdog Millionaire " jumped two places to a new high of No. 3, on the heels of its eight Oscar wins last Sunday. The Mumbai-set romantic drama earned $12.2 million, the biggest haul for a best-picture winner in at least 10 years, said distributor Fox Searchlight .&lt;br /&gt;The three-day haul represented a 45 percent increase over last weekend's sales, thanks in part to a boost in the theater count by almost a third. British director Danny Boyle's film has earned $115.1 million after 16 weekends.&lt;br /&gt;Other key Oscar winners also enjoyed bumps, albeit from low levels. " The Reader ," which yielded the best actress statuette for &lt;a href="http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/contributor/1800019032"&gt;Kate Winslet&lt;/a&gt; , earned $2.9 million, up 10 percent. The total for the Weinstein Co. release stands at $27 million.&lt;br /&gt;"Milk," for which &lt;a href="http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/contributor/1800019044"&gt;Sean Penn&lt;/a&gt; won best actor , grossed $1.5 million, a 35 percent boost. The Focus Features release has earned $30.1 million to date.&lt;br /&gt;Lionsgate is a unit of Lions Gate Entertainment Corp . Fox Searchlight is a unit of News Corp . Focus Features is a unit of General Electric Co's NBC Universal. Weinstein Co is privately held.&lt;br /&gt;(Editing by Jackie Frank)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-2734108874350879886?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/2734108874350879886'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/2734108874350879886'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/03/jo-bro-fail.html' title='Jo-Bro Fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-3443387514057108737</id><published>2009-03-01T19:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-01T19:47:35.777-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Fireman Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SatWr1GehiI/AAAAAAAAABg/oJ9p8qx5oJM/s1600-h/Failfire.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5308431896774870562" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 368px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 374px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SatWr1GehiI/AAAAAAAAABg/oJ9p8qx5oJM/s400/Failfire.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; The fireman doesn't fail. The wannabe Does. Don't try this at home. Come to think of it though don't start your home on fire either.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-3443387514057108737?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/3443387514057108737'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/3443387514057108737'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/03/fireman-fail.html' title='Fireman Fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SatWr1GehiI/AAAAAAAAABg/oJ9p8qx5oJM/s72-c/Failfire.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-8762538934404096874</id><published>2009-03-01T13:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-01T13:55:45.348-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;NBC-The Office-CPR Dummy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="295" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ecbjo2J5auM&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ecbjo2J5auM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dwight fail&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-8762538934404096874?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/8762538934404096874'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/8762538934404096874'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/03/nbc-office-cpr-dummy-dwight-fail.html' title=''/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-2349080588590545543</id><published>2009-03-01T13:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-01T13:47:53.959-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Baby Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SasCO0MN-ZI/AAAAAAAAABY/hFic92LpnlY/s1600-h/Baby.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5308339039337576850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 377px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SasCO0MN-ZI/AAAAAAAAABY/hFic92LpnlY/s400/Baby.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;This is a classic fail&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;The only question is why is this picture drawn.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-2349080588590545543?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/2349080588590545543'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/2349080588590545543'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/03/baby-fail.html' title='Baby Fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/SasCO0MN-ZI/AAAAAAAAABY/hFic92LpnlY/s72-c/Baby.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518566075230758623.post-926192121216049912</id><published>2009-03-01T13:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-01T13:16:48.085-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Elevator Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5308330688391842162" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sar6oufmiXI/AAAAAAAAABQ/Bohs1JiX9RM/s400/IMG_0027.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Ironically this door was&lt;br /&gt;1) On a stairwell&lt;br /&gt;2) On the first floor, five feet from an elevator (On the first floor)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1518566075230758623-926192121216049912?l=failblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/926192121216049912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1518566075230758623/posts/default/926192121216049912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://failblogger.blogspot.com/2009/03/elevator-fail.html' title='Elevator Fail'/><author><name>American Moose</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pzIlcAbpphs/Sar6oufmiXI/AAAAAAAAABQ/Bohs1JiX9RM/s72-c/IMG_0027.JPG' height='72' width='72'/></entry></feed>
